wankinism Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

wankinism

The time-honored act of masturbating.

wankinate

by Haeks on Aug 07, 2005 08:42:30

To wank off, Also known as masturbating.

Example:
Womble:DUDE i got my new hentai magazine!ITS TIME TO WANKINATE
Kyo:LETS DO IT!

wankin

by gtgurl on Aug 20, 2008 06:01:07

the british use wank as a term of masturbation, thus wankin is the continuous action of wank

Example:
a: wat u doin bloke?
b: wankin
a: wtf??? that's nasty
b: awwwwwwwwwww

wankinity

by berbatov on May 26, 2007 14:19:17

Masturbating to a girl, thereby resulting in the loss of the masturbatory virginity of this girl for the person concerned.

Example:
"That girl was so hot she lost her wankinity to me within a matter of hours."

wankinating

by Gohan on Aug 31, 2004 11:45:13

The art and/or process of wanking. Originally started by Gohan in late August of 2004.

Example:
"Dude, I just got my hands on a pic of Lindsay Lohan in a BIKINI! Time to wankinate!!!"

wankin

by joeitit on Sep 08, 2003 02:41:08

a word with no meaning.

the word is said at anytime and means nothing.

Example:
"WANKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"dude, what the hell does that mean"

"nothin man"

wifie wankin

by natedoggggg on Jun 15, 2013 04:47:50

Haha wifie wankin (in mels world) - a woman using her fingers or toys to pleasure herself untill she climax-s..... HAHA

Example:
Last nicht i Ws rubbin it as hard a got a friction burn, love a 'wifie wankin' session that a do though

Wankin Joe

by Buddy on May 31, 2004 13:53:24

The grand prize winner of the wankers ball. Often called the chaffing quuen or the speminator, he plays nintendo every day and every week he does yoga until he reaches the ultimate goal of sucking his own weiner. After the sperm is layed upon his mighty fingers, he then thrusts the sperm into his butt while reapeating the words, i am successful.

Example:
Mike Throckmorton is the Wankin Joe.

Did you see that guy, he has potential to be wankin joe this year.

I love sperm

wankin' the pug

by woggle on Jun 27, 2005 05:56:52

a form of masterbation !!!

Example:
emmitt wass eating cheetos and wankin' the pug when we came home!!!

wankin' in the wind

by Like, An Actual Linguist on Jul 02, 2017 02:12:34

A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.

Example:
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!

Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!

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