Skeletons
Skeletons have a micropenis
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Skeleton
The most obnoxious mother fucking creature on the face of the earth. Usually surfacing around Halloween these horrible things will cause mischief and annoy you whilst dancing to the music of a xylophone.
As an army, skeletons are initially threatening, but can easily be defeated by way of removing their heads, causing them to humorously stumble about in an futile effort to locate it.
At times, however, skeletons can actually be rather charming. Telling jokes, tap dancing, and frightening the elderly for laughs, these creatures will cheer you up when you're feeling down and help you through difficult times.
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
As an army, skeletons are initially threatening, but can easily be defeated by way of removing their heads, causing them to humorously stumble about in an futile effort to locate it.
At times, however, skeletons can actually be rather charming. Telling jokes, tap dancing, and frightening the elderly for laughs, these creatures will cheer you up when you're feeling down and help you through difficult times.
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
Example:
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
Max: "Man, I sure do hate my neighbor"
Joe: "Why?"
Max: "He a goddamn skeleton, all he does is dance around with a top hat and cane while his friends use their rib cadges as musical instruments"
Joe: "Aw yeah that sucks"
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
Max: "Man, I sure do hate my neighbor"
Joe: "Why?"
Max: "He a goddamn skeleton, all he does is dance around with a top hat and cane while his friends use their rib cadges as musical instruments"
Joe: "Aw yeah that sucks"
skeleton
1. The internal structure of a living being so as designed to offer support to inner and/or outer tissues and organs.
2. A secret, typically associated with something being evil or not socially acceptable. Most often used in the phrase "A skeleton in the closet".
2. A secret, typically associated with something being evil or not socially acceptable. Most often used in the phrase "A skeleton in the closet".
Example:
1. The human skeleton contains 206 bones.
2. I confessed to killing someone a long time ago and was happy to have that skeleton off my chest.
1. The human skeleton contains 206 bones.
2. I confessed to killing someone a long time ago and was happy to have that skeleton off my chest.
skeletonized
To reduce to skeletal form. Can involve; peeling flesh from the bone, result of decomposition(at a very advanced, or final stage of disintegration) or in the case of plants and leaves: Usually larva eating the leaf, only leaving the outline; sketch; skeleton.
Example:
The remains of what once were a man, was found skeletonized, as a result of infestation by beetles and larva; maggots, and of undergoing several stages of advanced decomposition, of which the final procedure of such, had left the body without flesh, skin or organs.
-Larva had skeletonized half of the vinyard, severely reducing profits.
The remains of what once were a man, was found skeletonized, as a result of infestation by beetles and larva; maggots, and of undergoing several stages of advanced decomposition, of which the final procedure of such, had left the body without flesh, skin or organs.
-Larva had skeletonized half of the vinyard, severely reducing profits.
Skeletoning
Acting very pretentious and egotistical after managing to get a thot for a girlfriend. Those guilty of skeletoning also push their closest friends out of their lives and act like they are the only one with problems. Usually those accused of skeletoning are ignored when they are around people they used to be close to. Namesake is after a lad who does these things who happens to look like a skeleton.
Example:
Friend 1: Did you see he got a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Yeah I heard she's a real thot.
Friend 1: Let's hope he doesn't start skeletoning.
Friend 1: Did you see he got a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Yeah I heard she's a real thot.
Friend 1: Let's hope he doesn't start skeletoning.