The most obnoxious mother fucking creature on the face of the earth. Usually
surfacing around Halloween these horrible things will cause mischief and annoy you whilst dancing to the music of a
xylophone.
As an army, skeletons are initially threatening, but can easily be defeated by way of removing their heads, causing them to humorously stumble about in an futile effort to locate it.
At times, however, skeletons can actually be rather charming. Telling jokes,
tap dancing, and frightening the elderly for laughs, these creatures will cheer you up when you're feeling down and help you through difficult times.
When wrapped
in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
Example:
When wrapped
in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
Max: "Man, I sure do hate my neighbor"
Joe: "Why?"
Max: "He a goddamn skeleton, all he does is dance around with a top hat and cane while his friends use their
rib cadges as musical instruments"
Joe: "
Aw yeah that sucks"