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the leaf

A peaceful thing that will take over your yard

leaf

by JazzPoo on Oct 24, 2016 03:36:01

/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.

Example:
That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.

leaf

by never-will-i-leaf on Oct 08, 2011 23:43:15

To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.

Example:
John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.

Leaf~

by anonymoouse on Apr 19, 2010 07:46:39

a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.

Example:
man that Leaf~ over there keeps spouting out bullshit

Leaf

by MarkAdamHFX on May 28, 2013 03:44:49

verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.

Example:
"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."

Leafing

by i'moutatoiletpaypa on Jun 15, 2011 23:32:46

Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.

Example:
Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'

leafing

by Paul Paiment on Jun 13, 2013 11:29:52

To give up 3 late scores in record time and lose in the final game of a series.

Example:
The Toronto Maple Leafs were beating the Boston Bruins 4 to 1 in game 7 of a best of seven series and allowed Boston to score 3 goals in the last 10:42 of regulation and to then win it in overtime. It is the first time in history that a team has lost a game 7 after having a 3 goal lead so late in the third period. Leafing is the process of losing a game when all historic indicators point to a sure victory

leaf

by Anonymous on Nov 09, 2002 04:19:53

marijuana: Pot, reefer

Example:
roll us up some of that leaf. Pretty soon we'll be down to seeds and stems again.

Leaf

by Branch on Jun 08, 2006 00:48:29

1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.

2. A leaflike organ or structure.

3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.

4. A person who enjoys butt secks.

5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.

6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.

7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.

Example:
Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!

Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.

Leafed

by bsquad on Jan 28, 2015 13:48:00

Getting fucked up off pain killers

Example:
In honor of Ryan leaf, I'm gonna take these hydros, perks, and Oxys and get leafed

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