defect
1. n. An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional.2. v. To abandon an obligation or loyalty.3. v. To change loyalties.Defected
defectment
A software development term referring to an enhancement request that is reported and managed as a software defect.
Defective
Example:
Dre: Hey, did yall see my fine ass girl earlier?
Derek: Oh, you mean that busted ass beezy that was here earlier?
David: Yeah, she was defective son.
Dre: Hey, did yall see my fine ass girl earlier?
Derek: Oh, you mean that busted ass beezy that was here earlier?
David: Yeah, she was defective son.
Defect
DeFeCtEd!
Defecting The Children
used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
Example:
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
Autocorrect Defect
When someone texts you something they wish they hadn't, so they claim it was because of autocorrect - even if the word they say they meant to use is actually a word.
Example:
Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
ground defects
ground effects or a body kit that makes a car or truck look like shit, usually made of cheap fiberglass that doesn't fit too well