Spread it
1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.2. Things you put onto
toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches3. "
Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from
commissary.
spread
by ms fin on Jan 16, 2008 14:56:25
"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1
pkg ramen noodles and
seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "
japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!
Example:
"
Hey girl, you got any
Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"
Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"
spread it
by Superior shaft Sam on Jul 03, 2017 21:11:13
Spread
by Renn Murk on Nov 25, 2003 14:00:44
Spread
by Eikosha on Oct 15, 2009 06:51:26
Example:
Employee:
Guest #
306 please!
You: Can I get some spread?
Employee: How many?
You: 2 please
The Spread
by AyoDirtySauce on Nov 05, 2015 01:51:12
The act of a male or female that while
bending over, while removing their pants, tightly
grips their
ass cheeks from the crack and then pulls outward to reveal their asshole.
spread it on
by FootballGirl69 on Feb 19, 2020 06:27:45
1) An exclamation similar to “let’s fucking go” intended to get everyone
fired up. Mayor
Timber of Spurbury, VT said this to the press after a 2001
drug bust.
2) An expression of encouragement used when watching a person do something with their hands, such as cooking or painting.
Example:
1) During a mid-afternoon lull at the
Linwood House, Todd shouted “
SPREAD IT ON” before
cannonballing into the pool; the kick-back was now a bombass dankass party.
2) As Bree iced the cake, Kev whispered “mmm
spread it on nice and good like.” Bree felt loved and became happy.
spread
by Miskatonic Jack 2 on Nov 21, 2010 08:23:11
Spread
by Paperdoll2207 on Jul 17, 2008 19:15:25
spread
by bitterspice on May 31, 2005 06:06:27
Example:
Jeff:
Could you understand what that
debater was saying?
Diana: No, he was spreading too quickly.