Spread it

1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.2. Things you put onto toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches3. "Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from commissary.



spread
"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!
Example:
"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"


spread it on
1) An exclamation similar to “let’s fucking go” intended to get everyone fired up. Mayor Timber of Spurbury, VT said this to the press after a 2001 drug bust.

2) An expression of encouragement used when watching a person do something with their hands, such as cooking or painting.
Example:
1) During a mid-afternoon lull at the Linwood House, Todd shouted “SPREAD IT ON” before cannonballing into the pool; the kick-back was now a bombass dankass party.

2) As Bree iced the cake, Kev whispered “mmm spread it on nice and good like.” Bree felt loved and became happy.


Latest Searches

paella, very adorable, fipple nace, Tolly, piska, March 25 2018, our song, the mill, BORELLI, ate the cake, Madden 08, shoting, unemployment line, adult content, hae yeon, a Miami, ever what, pizza game, Randleman, byu, beat navy, Soft Parade, step two, Buckweeds, Schrödinger, Al Davis, the Gunslinger, jeune, backseat skiier, Hernandez, bettie page, draw, Gamer War, RRG, yea nah, an Aidan, the tom brokaw, murry, gimick, Billy Corgan, chasing a skirt, Revenge Seeker, FUCK MY ASS, awarement, all up in your grill, Dermy Wermy, Jr Da Artist, Where my niggers at, holy man, Jigsaw, refi, Latifa, orker, Logan Gerow, Cystic, wld, dummass, Hieu, a badass, Chorts, grand rapids, yielding, Beltran, Dookus, Rave Cave, December 8th, needle play, okayyyyy, Spiegel, snobby brat, Tmt, a malcolm, turi ip ip, 6 infinity, yee-yee ass, November 5, Full name, hope, mtae, honeyhole, benadryl, she’s mad, neck-beard, Rule -, zha, Contrarian query, yhat, Granny mobile, Intranet Gnome, real rap, vy, non-existant, extra life, THE VERY BEST, 11 March, a holocaust, the agency, Whats, When Pigs Fly Virus, who is Joe, main Yasuo, noob skin, the magneto, No get, rafer, fedora, the mog, L4 protrusion, Fahrenheit 451, my bf august, Nancy Grace, to whiskey, Sakura Haruno, State Fair Syndrome, endou mamoru, y=mx b, Sobe Adrenaline Rush, rushee, SHIT MOUTH, kickstart my heart, kick shit, Kelly Clarkson, Nightmare Moon, love yours, Himanshi khurana, Oke time to go, Pokemon Fire red, funny acting, swordplay, fuks, Mario 64, skin carpet, one morbillion, sunk cost, POOTIS, big penis, lashmina, Canto mood, grassy land, tweeny bopper, spelling bee, five percent, Pot-Head, Tom Kite, balloonis, tail end, Fat Controller, una brow, Anthony Bourdain, gkys, the tea, Little Hard Body, moral authority, meme lord, Pseudo-Capitalism, niggerish, Bombay Birthmarks, eat my ass, vegatable, GBB, Led head, frisby, vasty, penility, Darren Shan, Tizo, my forever, koskhol magnet, Mukul, apple bees, [Smirnoff], The axis, nigga moments, like a mother fucker, bellatrix lestrange, the Willy Wonka, ostentatious, Dandyballs, Hot science teacher, Into the Fire, Bleeth, to Lebron, April Fools day, Pombo, Itsy-bitsy, end times, snapchat score, breitbarted, Ineed, tree house, gunned up, not amy, Electric Wizard, Dennae, Shemer, Killimanjaro, Freak in bed, Found footage, TORONTO MAPLE LEAF, mgk, spread it, paella, very adorable, fipple nace, Tolly, piska, March 25 2018, our song, the mill, BORELLI, ate the cake, Madden 08, shoting, unemployment line, adult content, hae yeon, a Miami, ever what, pizza game, Randleman, byu, beat navy, Soft Parade, step two, Buckweeds, Schrödinger, Al Davis, the Gunslinger, jeune, backseat skiier, Hernandez, bettie page, draw, Gamer War, RRG, yea nah, an Aidan, the tom brokaw, murry, gimick, Billy Corgan, chasing a skirt, Revenge Seeker, FUCK MY ASS, awarement, all up in your grill, Dermy Wermy, Jr Da Artist, Where my niggers at, holy man, Jigsaw, refi, Latifa, orker, Logan Gerow, Cystic, wld, dummass, Hieu, a badass, Chorts, grand rapids, yielding, Beltran, Dookus, Rave Cave, December 8th, needle play, okayyyyy, Spiegel, snobby brat, Tmt, a malcolm, turi ip ip, 6 infinity, yee-yee ass, November 5, Full name, hope, mtae, honeyhole, benadryl, she’s mad, neck-beard, Rule -, zha, Contrarian query, yhat, Granny mobile, Intranet Gnome, real rap, vy, non-existant, extra life, THE VERY BEST, 11 March, a holocaust, the agency, Whats, When Pigs Fly Virus, who is Joe, main Yasuo, noob skin, the magneto, No get, rafer, fedora, the mog, L4 protrusion, Fahrenheit 451, my bf august, Nancy Grace, to whiskey, Sakura Haruno, State Fair Syndrome, endou mamoru, y=mx b, Sobe Adrenaline Rush, rushee, SHIT MOUTH, kickstart my heart, kick shit, Kelly Clarkson, Nightmare Moon, love yours, Himanshi khurana, Oke time to go, Pokemon Fire red, funny acting, swordplay, fuks, Mario 64, skin carpet, one morbillion, sunk cost, POOTIS, big penis, lashmina, Canto mood, grassy land, tweeny bopper, spelling bee, five percent, Pot-Head, Tom Kite, balloonis, tail end, Fat Controller, una brow, Anthony Bourdain, gkys, the tea, Little Hard Body, moral authority, meme lord, Pseudo-Capitalism, niggerish, Bombay Birthmarks, eat my ass, vegatable, GBB, Led head, frisby, vasty, penility, Darren Shan, Tizo, my forever, koskhol magnet, Mukul, apple bees, [Smirnoff], The axis, nigga moments, like a mother fucker, bellatrix lestrange, the Willy Wonka, ostentatious, Dandyballs, Hot science teacher, Into the Fire, Bleeth, to Lebron, April Fools day, Pombo, Itsy-bitsy, end times, snapchat score, breitbarted, Ineed, tree house, gunned up, not amy, Electric Wizard, Dennae, Shemer, Killimanjaro, Freak in bed, Found footage, TORONTO MAPLE LEAF,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!