Standard Time
About 45 mins or an hour passed stated start time.In the event that, a Haitian event is being thrown (Birthday party, Wedding, Church, etc...) it is normal for participants to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.This was derived from EST (Eastern
Standard Time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-nessParty start time is suppose to be 4pm, Haitians arrive at
4:45 or 5pm because they run on
HST.
Ghanaian Standard Time
by sazzlefrazzle on Dec 10, 2005 11:35:28
Example:
Felicia: "My party started
3 hours ago where's everyone?"
Peter: "You know how Ghanaian Standard Time works!"
desi standard time
by Lotsofgoats on Jul 21, 2010 16:23:35
A
timezone imagined by those of Indian
Subcontinental descent, resulting in a time from 30 minutes to 3 hours past the actual time. Although
DST may not be specified by a desi, one must assume this difference and add to the promised time accordingly.
Example:
Jane: "What time will you be over
for dinner?"
Jaspreet: "6
or so." (desi standard time)
Jane: "Okay, I'll have things ready at 8:30 for you."
Mexican Standard Time
by kosmik85 on Jun 27, 2009 14:31:55
Example:
I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always
an hour late and the
soiree actually starts at
11.
Female Standard Time
by Spud05 on Oct 24, 2011 06:03:33
The difference between
real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding
15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (
1 hour).
Example:
Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so
I should be home by 9.
Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around
9:45.
Shruti Standard Time
by nirvana1221 on Nov 18, 2019 00:54:24
Shruti Standard Time (
SST)
1. When you arrive 30 minutes after the promised
appointment time and keep everybody else waiting.
2. When you say "ok let's go" when everybody is actually
waiting for you.
Example:
Anoka: It's
6 o'clock, where is everybody?
Albert: LOL don't you know? It's Shruti Standard Time! You're supposed to come at
6:30!
NEGRO STANDARD TIME
by RobertMH on Jan 15, 2008 08:17:37
The time
zone used by
blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30
min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event
Mormon Standard Time
by Sickle Mode on Aug 22, 2019 14:28:29
Due to the struggle of having
countless kids,
Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are
Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.
Example:
The
meeting starts at 9:
00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:
30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
Black Standard Time
by Iwassomeoneonce on Jul 15, 2019 00:37:16
Jewish Standard Time
by Sgt. I.M. Nobody on Oct 06, 2008 02:05:30
A
standard of time, normally being about
26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time
zone.
Example:
Dude, WTF? Can't you
make it to
work on time? Are all your
clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?