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Accounting

You aren't friends with anyone who works in this part of your company, but everyone you're not friends with seems to work there.

Accountant

by horneygirl6969 on Sep 02, 2020 07:32:11

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.

Example:
Hey whats your job?

Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans

Accountant

by Mr. Mofo on Sep 26, 2005 14:29:51

Someone whos obviously making more than you

Example:
Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience

accounting

by flurky on Sep 25, 2003 01:49:10

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.

Example:
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.

Accountant

by Hugo Slugg on Feb 11, 2021 02:13:38

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician

Example:
Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.

accounting

by CMP on Mar 05, 2006 02:56:26

1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

2. The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion from auditors and IRS.

Example:
Accounting will prove anything, even the truth.

no-account

by The Return of Light Joker on Jun 09, 2009 10:08:30

worthless, not having any merit

Example:
Get back to your dump, and take your no-account mutt with you.

Accountant

by Mysterious person! Dun! Dun! on Feb 13, 2021 17:23:42

When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesn’t wish to say it.

Example:
Mother-in-law: “What work do you do?”
Leah: “I’m an accountant”

Account

by DTS on Oct 11, 2004 10:03:14

A. Taking notice or recognition of something.

B. Used by businesses to hold customer information. Such as: Address, Phone Number, Name and other important information.

Example:
A. To Account for your actions!

accounting

by Spicy Margarita on Jan 07, 2009 04:01:17

A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy

Example:
I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of.

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