Staple
A place or point of reference that is frequently visited and enjoyed by a specific individual or individuals due to their consistently positive experience. Ones "go- to" hangout.Stapled
to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.
Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida
Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida
Example:
Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!
"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."
Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!
"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."
Staples
Staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.
Staples
Example:
"I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.
"I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.
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an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot
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To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.
Example:
Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.
Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.
Stapling
When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.
Example:
Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...
Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?
Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...
Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?
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giving someone a quickie when their parents aren't home but telling your parents you are going to staples