Staples

Staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.



Staples

by GatMFR on Aug 06, 2015 09:09:56

The ammo used in the short range weapon found in offices known as the Stapler.
Example:
"I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.


Staples

by KS-Boogie on Dec 31, 2008 09:17:18

The ill-est office supply store ever. The people in the copy center are usually pretty mad, and the people doing stock are usually goofing off. Overall, a loving business.
Example:
J-Boogie wears her new neon eyeliner at Staples!


Stapled

by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean on Apr 07, 2010 07:14:46

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.

Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida
Example:
Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!

"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."


Staple

by Mama D on Dec 01, 2016 22:24:06

A place or point of reference that is frequently visited and enjoyed by a specific individual or individuals due to their consistently positive experience. Ones "go- to" hangout.
Example:
Based off the money and time she has spent at Ulta over the years as well as the amount of redeemable award points she has accumulated on her loyalty card,, it's clear that Ulta is definitely a staple in her shopping routine


staples

by mickey16561 on Apr 06, 2011 11:36:56

an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot
Example:
You work at staples? damn dude, that sucks


stapled

by Eugence on Mar 08, 2006 18:36:20

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.
Example:
Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.


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