Starting the fire

A method of masturbation in which the masturbator makes his hands flat and rubs them sideways against his dick in a fire-starting motion.



start a fire
To masturbate in such a way that were your bottom half cropped out and your top half GIF'd, it would look vaguely like you were trying to start a fire. And vaguely like you were masturbating. That's the thing about vagueness. Nobody really knows what's happening. On that island. With that ball. And that man. And that beard. And I miss Helen Hunt. Remember Mad About You? I think she was in that.
Example:
Charlie: Is Jack jerking off over there?
Desmond: No, he' s trying to start a fire!
Charlie: But he might be masturbating?
Desmond: Yes.


Start a fire
asking someone to start a fire is to ask a female gender to scissor with you.
the slang "start a fire" refers to the friction being made when 2 females scissor each other
Example:
"do you want to start a fire with me?", "We started a fire last night, it was exhausting!"


Ryan Started The Fire
It was always burning since the world was turning! A phrase from The Office US that only true fans will remember.
Example:
Dwight: I have a song, ATTENTION EVERYONE, that I would like to sing, that I wrote especially for this occasion, while I was up in the flames. Ready? RYAN STARTED THE FIREEEE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNINGGG!


I didn’t start the fire
I didn’t start the fire ..

Can’t without a spark ;)
Example:
I didn’t start the fire …

lol come to me you say? Nope open invite .. you come here … !!!

Lmk a bit in advance if I should actually expect company …


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