The Stench
The Stench
Though the crevices of the town of Monticello , folklore has been made, of smell so god awfully bad, people have started using the term "The Stench", to describe thou who shall not be named, as the mere mention of his name brings a foul order, one that can't be removed even using the strongest industrial products. No one knows, how the man that shall not be named, got such an ungodly smell. People have been left to speculate, how this order even complies with the laws of Physics, there is further research to be done. The best theory is that the man hasn't taken a bath since the Jurassic Period, explaining why he has an aroma similar to of dinosaur shit. We may never know, how this man has been keeping a persistent stench for god knows how long, but frankly I don't want to know.
Though the crevices of the town of Monticello , folklore has been made, of smell so god awfully bad, people have started using the term "The Stench", to describe thou who shall not be named, as the mere mention of his name brings a foul order, one that can't be removed even using the strongest industrial products. No one knows, how the man that shall not be named, got such an ungodly smell. People have been left to speculate, how this order even complies with the laws of Physics, there is further research to be done. The best theory is that the man hasn't taken a bath since the Jurassic Period, explaining why he has an aroma similar to of dinosaur shit. We may never know, how this man has been keeping a persistent stench for god knows how long, but frankly I don't want to know.
Example:
Mike " Yo John, what is that awful smell"
John " Oh that, that's normal"
Mikee " Is that a dying corpse?"
John " No, that's just The Stench"
Mike " Yo John, what is that awful smell"
John " Oh that, that's normal"
Mikee " Is that a dying corpse?"
John " No, that's just The Stench"
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Stench
A derisive synonym for "French".
Most often used by the British who despise their arrogant neighbors to the south, this term is borne of the French disdain for personal hygiene. As an example, the Stench invented the bidet, a device to wash your crotch, while leaving the rest of your body smelling like rotten eggs. Go figure.
Most often used by the British who despise their arrogant neighbors to the south, this term is borne of the French disdain for personal hygiene. As an example, the Stench invented the bidet, a device to wash your crotch, while leaving the rest of your body smelling like rotten eggs. Go figure.
Example:
Nigel: I sat next to this heathen on the Chunnel train to Paris today, and I got so sick I threw up.
Winston: Why was that, mate?
Nigel: I think this disgusting tosser was Stench.
Winston: Blimey, those people really stink.
Nigel: I sat next to this heathen on the Chunnel train to Paris today, and I got so sick I threw up.
Winston: Why was that, mate?
Nigel: I think this disgusting tosser was Stench.
Winston: Blimey, those people really stink.
stench
A word for the smell a dirty bum, crutch or any other body part emitts when it hasnt been washed in some time.
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Example:
Billy: Look at that stench's face. Kinda looks like your mum's
Joe: Shutup Billy I'm telling!
Billy: Look at that stench's face. Kinda looks like your mum's
Joe: Shutup Billy I'm telling!
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The stench
The stench is a phrase commonly tied to a photo of a disgusted woman holding up her hand towards her face with the caption "The stench". It is used primarily in response to someone saying or doing something unlikable.