The Stench
The StenchThough the crevices of the town of
Monticello , folklore has been made, of smell so god awfully bad, people have started using the term "The Stench", to describe thou who shall not be named, as the mere mention of his name brings a foul order, one that can't be removed even using the strongest industrial products. No one knows, how the man that shall not be named, got such an ungodly smell. People have been left to speculate, how this order even complies with the laws of Physics, there is further research to be done. The best theory is that the man hasn't taken a bath since the
Jurassic Period, explaining why he has an aroma similar to of dinosaur shit. We may never know, how this man has been keeping a persistent stench for
god knows how long, but frankly I don't want to know.
The Stench
by Kernowpete on Dec 23, 2020 02:42:27
It is often
reported that when one does not have sex for a long time other people can somehow unconsciously tell, and you become less and less likely to break your sexual
duck the longer time goes on. This is due an odourless gas given off by desperate individual with severe cases of
sexual frustration, commonly known as The Stench.
Stench
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS on Nov 05, 2013 03:05:04
A derisive synonym for "French".
Most often used by the British who despise their arrogant neighbors to the south, this term is
borne of the French disdain for personal hygiene. As an example, the Stench invented
the bidet, a device to wash your crotch, while leaving the rest of your body smelling like
rotten eggs. Go figure.
Example:
Nigel: I sat next to this
heathen on
the Chunnel train to Paris today, and I got so sick I threw up.
Winston: Why was that, mate?
Nigel: I think this disgusting tosser was Stench.
Winston:
Blimey, those people really stink.