Summoner

Someone who wields power magic that can summon forth magical beasts. They often appear in video games, specifically Final Fantasy. Many ancient cultures world wide has folklore and legends of Summoners and their ablities. Story tales involve both good and evil Summoners.



Summoner
A magic-wielder who uses his gift to summon creatures to his aid. The Summoner is capable of creating new creatures, as well as summoning existing ones. As a result, the Halz'da, Nuethare, and Luthrozuul were some of the new creatures commonly seen today that were created by Summoners.
Example:
The Summoner was trapped between two deaf hitmen, so he let his Luthrozuul do the talking.


Summon
"Calling something" it is now yours. You can summon anything funny. and you can something anything just all out embarrassing. Example: "Summon her being obsessed with Zoo Tycoon" see its just weird. A hard summon is just an even greater summon. Credit is given to IH for speading it around cincinnati. Summon is just all around fun to say. so start summoning the chess club or maybe just the average nerd.
Example:
Summon booty clap

Summon so hard makeout sesh in a mall. GRITTY AF


Summoning
In Runescape, a skill released in early 2008. Once a decent level is obtained in the skill it can be incredibly useful, but do to the requirement of shards and charms to train it, this can be rather difficult for some players.

When training Summoning, you must use a blank pouch, colored charm variant on the familiar you make, a certain amount Spirit shards, and a secondary item unique to the familiar.

Likely one of the most popular familiars, the Spirit Terrorbird can be used to hold a nice extra 12 items and can make you run for a very long time provided you use the scrolls for it, or virtually forever depending on your weight and Agility level.
Example:
Summoning is a very useful skill in Runescape released January 15, 2008.

Player one: What level is terrorbird?
Player two: Just click on the skill guide you lazy git.


Summon
In World of Warcraft, is when you call upon your allies to assist you in pwning evil beasties of all sorts.
In real life however, is when you seduce a person, with a come-hither expression and demeanor used to pull the person in so that you can hug, snog, whatever it is you do once you seduce someone.
Example:
WoW: "AAHHH! 10 Murlocks are upon me!" *summons reinforcements*

IRL (In Real Life): *bites lip, lowers eyes* "I'm summoning you... is it working?" *winks*


summoner
much like the highly-addictive morrowindthis game slowly seeps all traces of real life out of you. it replaces all of your real friends and family with more powerful, fictional ones. eventually after playing this game enough you will become a junkie who spends all his time playing the damn game and never shuts up about it, and after a while you will get to the point where you suck at every fukin game except summoner.
Example:
Hey John, you wanna go to a party tonight?
No, i cant, i have to go assassinate jafar.


Summoned
You can't refuse to be summoned because that would violate the basic premise of what constitutes a summoning.
Example:
Hym "Because by the time you are made aware of the fact that you have been summoned, the summoning has already occured. You refuse to do something that someone is doing to you. That would be like refusing to be crucified. And it shows a glaring lack of humility one your part. Remember when pride was a sin?"


summoning the genie
Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.
Example:
I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!


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