bugger me

An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.



bugger me sideways
when youve been proved wrong or
when something unexpected happens
Example:
well "bugger me sideways" i didnt see that one coming


bugger me with a fishfork
A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius
Example:
Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?


Bugger Me Sideways
To sexually penetrate one`s asshole with a 50 caliber AP ( Armor Penetration ) rifle round, before immediately inserting a 15 inch+ penis into the hot and bloody, mutilated shithole.
Example:
Jeff: *BANG* *BANG* OOHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STACY OHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHO

*BANG*

Jhonno: Such a shame that here in Cali, we *cannot do that*

Jhonno: Bugger Me Sideways


bugger me with a fishfork
A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius
Example:
Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?


Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.
Example:
1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!


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