THE SECURITY

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secure
to control a girl when they are whining on a man

e.g boy: will you be able to secure her boy: yeah I can handle her
Example:
if I dance on you can you secure me? yh I can secure you


securer
A much shorter and better mouth-feeling way of saying 'more secure'.
Example:
"This is securer than that."


The Security
A trusted friend who accepts responsibility for the safety of the group. He likes to observe and naturally watches out for his group. He watches every other members back. The Security likes to take space from the rest of the group sometimes just observing from across the room. He doesn't mind the alone time.
Example:
"yo, over there is The Security. Don't worry, you are cool."


security
1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.

2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.

3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.

4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.
Example:
Security! Escort these hooligans from my property. With a taser.


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