1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of
James Dobson and
Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.
2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a
tractor-trailor from police officers.
3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.
4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.