hammond
shut up hammond
Example:
shut up hammond
shut up hammond
HAMMOND!
Hammond
A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.
Hammond
As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.
To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.
Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.
Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
Hammondism
The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
Example:
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
A Hammond
a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
Example:
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
Hammond
Pulling a Hammond, whereby someone of a much older age has a "physical" relationship with someone of a much younger age. Generally a teacher to student association.
Example:
Mike: That guy is like 40 years old
Patrick: Yea, he pulled a Hammond with that girl T Mac in our grade.
Mike: OH GROSS!
John: I know right
Mike: That guy is like 40 years old
Patrick: Yea, he pulled a Hammond with that girl T Mac in our grade.
Mike: OH GROSS!
John: I know right
Hammond
Or pulling a hammond whereby rather than spending money on branded clothing u spend half as much on double the amount of cheap shitty primark clothing.
Hammond
One of the best characters and Generals in the show "Stargate; SG-1". Played by Don S. Davis (R.I.P).