Stargate
A massive, circular ring with an inner track of 39 symbols representing star constellations, capable of sending people and objects hundreds of thousands of lightyears via an interstellar conduit called a "wormhole." The Stargate, constructed millenia ago by the Ancients, is made of the alien mineral naquadah and weighs about 64,000 pounds.One side of the gate holds nine equally-spaced, V-shaped locking mechanisms, or "chevrons," capable of locking at least seven constellations in place via a freely-spinning inner track. The first six glyphs lock down a point in space, while the seventh represents the point of origin. When the seventh chevron locks, an unstable energy vortex emerges from the gate, incinerating everything in its wake. Once the vortex is gone and the event horizon is established, outbound travel may commence. Once objects have exited the other side, the Stargate has the capability of shutting itself off.The Stargate network extends beyond our own galaxy, and includes many thousands of gates. Most gates are paired with a Dial-Home Device (D.H.D.), by which a user dials an address to another world. The S.G.C. does not have a D.H.D., and instead has rigged a computer system to access the gate's systems and dial addresses.The Stargate is essentially an enormous superconductor, capable of harnessing power from a wide variety of energy sources, especially electricity. The inner track is a safety feature. When the gate has absorbed enough energy this track will unlock, allowing a manual dial in case something dire has occurred to the D.H.D.Stargate
Stargate
It's kind of a ring thing, comes with a "dialer". You hit the symbols, it spins around, lights come on... kinda flushes sideways. See below for usage:
Stargate
(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Stargate (a.k.a. Chevron 7) is a re-rack called at 7 cups in which a traditional Beeramid is formed with the 7th cup placed immediately above and touching the apex.
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A school in Thornton, Colorado run by Mr. Cable (Respect) and Daddy Richardson. Supposedly for "gifted" kids. Only the spedlings enjoy going to the school.
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Stargate
1 A extremly large vagina
2 A big birth canal
3 A caverness like vagina that can sustain a echo if yelled in to at a sufficient volume.
4 A slack vagina
2 A big birth canal
3 A caverness like vagina that can sustain a echo if yelled in to at a sufficient volume.
4 A slack vagina
Example:
1 that girl i had sex with last night had the biggest vigina it wasn't even sex. i just materialised through that stargate.
2 My wife has a stargate my kids practicly cart wheeled out.
3 I have yet to meet a Oregon women with out a stargate in the pants
1 that girl i had sex with last night had the biggest vigina it wasn't even sex. i just materialised through that stargate.
2 My wife has a stargate my kids practicly cart wheeled out.
3 I have yet to meet a Oregon women with out a stargate in the pants
Stargate
1. A number of shitty versions of the exact same show. Representing just how boring a show can get with traits such as horrible acting, nerdy characters, really bad writing and fake shitty looking aliens.
It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds
In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.
Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap
It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds
In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.
Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap
Example:
Wow look at that Hyundai Excel it sure is a stargate.
Im going to the toilet to do a stargate.
Wow look at that Hyundai Excel it sure is a stargate.
Im going to the toilet to do a stargate.
Stargate
A vagina that has been mercilessly pounded so many times it has become a cavernous opening. Much caution should be used if one should chose to challenge the Stargate. You may miscalculate a thrust and fall in. Should this occur without a proper lifeline (i.e. a load-bearing freighter chain) you will be forever trapped in an alternate dimension. Of course if you were to fall in, this would be the only time the owner of the stargate might possibly be able to feel penetration. No human penis in recorded history has been adequate size to flap the meat curtains on this monster.
Example:
dude, you're actually drunk enough to get with that? Here, take this length of steel cord I got from the ski lift operator. you're going to need it to resist the gravitaional pull of that chick's Stargate. remember to fasten it to a sturdy foundation, such as the load-bearing beam of a large building.
dude, you're actually drunk enough to get with that? Here, take this length of steel cord I got from the ski lift operator. you're going to need it to resist the gravitaional pull of that chick's Stargate. remember to fasten it to a sturdy foundation, such as the load-bearing beam of a large building.