TWAs

The Old English combination of the words "it" and "was", now creeping back into modern culture.



twa
Teenie Weenie Afro/ Teeny Weeny Afro, a very short hairstyle, about an inch or two off the head. It is often the starting point of African-American women who wish to rid their hair of chemicals which straighten or loosen the curls and kinks in their hair in an effort to wear a natural hairstyle.
Example:
Woman 1:Hey girl, I'm done with relaxers! I wanna go natural!
Woman 2:So I take it you'll be rockin' the TWA then?
Woman 1:Yeah...It'll look fierce, but I'll still be happy when it grows out!


twas
1)a possessive form of the airline abbreviation
2)The plural of "twat"
3)A toast made a bit later in the evening.
Example:
1)You're supposed to give those headphones back to the Stewardess, they're TWAs.
2)I paid the ladies ahead of time for my favorite holiday pastime. Twas, the night before Christmas.
3)First round- to your beauty and my wit.(Drink)
Second round-to a lovely evening! (Drink)
Third round- to you- what's your name again?(they drink)
Eight round- Twas! (spill, then find mouth)


TWA
Popular slang for That Was Awkward. Pronounced in one syllable (as opposed to saying each letter--it's just twa). To be used during or after an awkward occasion. Originated in Lexington, KY. Soon to be a website like FML and MLIA and already a popular facebook group.
Example:
Today, I saw a friend I hadn't seen in awhile. I went in for the pound, he went in for the hug. TWA.

Today, my parents got home from the Bahamas and brought earrings back for my little sister. They were huge silver balls and upon seeing them I said, "WOAH, those balls are huge." My father then replied, "That's what she said." TWA.


TWA
TWA (Two Week Anal rule) original founded in the early ancient Egyptian times, the two week anal rule refers to the act of receiving/or giving anal sex within the first two weeks of a relationship. If anal sex is preformed within the first 14 days of a relationship, then the relationship will succeed and you have found your soulmate. however if anal is not done within the first two weeks, then the relationship will eventually fail in a glorious fashion.
Example:
"I was forced to leave my gf because we didn't TWA, I kicked her to the curb cause she clearly wasn't the one"


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