date night
A time when a couple can take time for themselves away from children and responsibilities. While often occurring at night, a Date Night can happen during day hours as well. Not to be confused with a Date, as that is between unmarried couples solely.date night
Date night is the negotiated exchange of a night out for the lady resulting in anal sex for the man.
A double entendre derived from the dried date (fruit of the date palm) resembling an anus.
A double entendre derived from the dried date (fruit of the date palm) resembling an anus.
Example:
M: 'So is Wednesday night date night?'
F: 'Only if I get a three course meal, a show and we arrive in a limo.'
M: 'Do we get to do it in the limo?'
F: 'Throw in the best champagne on the menu and you've got a deal.'
M: 'I love date night.'
M: 'So is Wednesday night date night?'
F: 'Only if I get a three course meal, a show and we arrive in a limo.'
M: 'Do we get to do it in the limo?'
F: 'Throw in the best champagne on the menu and you've got a deal.'
M: 'I love date night.'
date night
in order to keep a bond fresh and healthy you make time for the occasional date night
no phones allowed
no phones allowed
Example:
"its date night, boo. tonight i want you to choose my outfit, do my hair and makeup. tonight is only for you. as it is for me. I want to make you feel so good"
"its date night, boo. tonight i want you to choose my outfit, do my hair and makeup. tonight is only for you. as it is for me. I want to make you feel so good"
Date night
Date night is an organized, romantic, stress-relieving activity practiced in Sweden's progressive penal facilities. They're organized by prison officials as a tool to cut down on prison rape by encouraging inmates to have loving, meaningful homosexual relationships. The officials encourage it by providing date night for inmates. These dates are chaperoned by prison guards to ensure their sex acts are indeed consensual.
Example:
Dude: Cruncher is on a date night with our prison's most beautiful inmate. Fucking jealous is what I am...
Dude: Cruncher is on a date night with our prison's most beautiful inmate. Fucking jealous is what I am...
Date Night
A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42
Example:
Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!
Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!
Bong Date Night
Also known as "BDN"; Bong Date Night is when a group of friends congregate at a predetermined location (a shelter or place of residence), with members bringing his or her own bong as their "Date". No "Dates" will be shared with any other bro's or ho's, and if any persons show up "dateless", said person or persons shell be shamed and sent home.
Example:
1) Hey, let's have a Bong Date Night next Tuesday, I'll bring the "pot"-luck.
2) I was "puffing" on my date last night, dude.
1) Hey, let's have a Bong Date Night next Tuesday, I'll bring the "pot"-luck.
2) I was "puffing" on my date last night, dude.
date night heels
Example:
So I'm going to the store for a pair of what I called "date night heels", and my grandmother said "You mean fuck-me pumps?" My grandmother is awesome.
So I'm going to the store for a pair of what I called "date night heels", and my grandmother said "You mean fuck-me pumps?" My grandmother is awesome.
Detroit date night
When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
Example:
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
date night pro
Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance