Michael Brown
np: Michael DeWayne Brown (b 1954-)(aka: Gilligan. Wile E. Coyote.)n. Brown1. n. Former head of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). FEMA (aka: Federal Excessive Masturbation Autocracy.)2. n. Former Arabian horse
inseminator. (ie-technician who pulls the dong of an
Arabian stallion, and then injects the effluent into the cooch of the mare for purposes of pedigree
horse breeding. (See: splooge broker.)3. n. Former splooge broker to President George W Bush. (See patronage appointments.)4. n. (generic) Any man bearing a strong resemblance to a large slug or turtle, who frequently uses the term ‘balls to the wall.’ Any mollusk-like individual obsessed with balls.5. n. (generic) A paunchy fashion god of the LLBean type. Any flabby middle-aged caucasian male who believes that rolling up his sleaves makes him appear macho and decisive, despite massive evidence to the contrary (see George W Bush, Dick Cheney, James Earl Carter.)6. n. (slang: brown bag) A douche bag. An enema bag.7. n. (generic) A whiner. One who whines, and blames others/everybody for his mistakes. (See stool pigeon.)8. n (generic) A fall guy. (See Admiral Husband Kimmell.)9. n. (generic) A scape goat used to draw attention away from a systematic
government failure of massive proportions.10. n. (sports) A coach. (ie-the act of firing the coach of a professional sporting team because it is impossible to fire the owner. See George Steinbrener.)v. to brown:1. v. To whine. To blame others for one’s own mistakes.2. v. To fail miserably at a task, usually as a result of total ineptitude, incomptetence and indecisiveness. To make a bad situation worse through incompetence. (see: cockup, clusterfuck,
hump the bunk, fuck the dog.)3. v. the act of answering urgent emails with ridiculous understatements, suggesting that the recipient did not understand the gravity of the message. (ie-Message: “The 9th ward levy just broke, and New Orleans is under 18 feet of water!” Reply: “Thanks for the update. I’ll start looking for an alternate supplier of mardi gras beads.”)
Michael Brown
by ChaseS08 on Mar 04, 2006 06:27:59
The head of
FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.
Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.
Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards
Commissioner for the International
Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
Michael Brown
by jesster79 on Sep 15, 2005 10:50:50
The former head of the
Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that
kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this
clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.
Example:
Michael Brown was
employed by the International
Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to
resign from that job too.
michael brown
by bernie123456789 on Aug 03, 2011 07:30:01
best kid in the worldd, his two favourite people in the world have to be named susana and connor, enjoys cliff diving and videochatting and
bridge jumping and wakeboarding and kneeboarding and kayaking, is a BOSSSS at squash, gets girls, loves
diet mountain dew, absolutely addicted to ebay AND lost, hhas curly dark brownish hair, brown eyes, loves
vanilla yogurt, pasta and cheeseburgers, goes to boarding school, loves catzzzzzz. also loves driving.
Example:
-"dude WHO is that bro
so good at playing
squash?!"
-"
dunno, must be a michael brown!"
the michael brown effect
by Blitzkreep on Dec 12, 2014 14:16:20
When a six
foot five inch tall hulk of a man in a spitting rage, smashing through the window of a car to assault its occupants is reduced to an
underfed, four foot tall teenager .. just
being friendly.
Tim Michael Brown
by phatchodenigglet on Feb 14, 2023 00:07:04
A phat dicked teacher. He limps when he walks because his veiny dick is bulging all the time. He teaches ELA 3 and fucks mad bitches. He loves to collect watches because he loves
to stunt on these niggas. It is said when students look into his beautiful hazel eyes you lose yourself for a moment, you
yearn for his gentle touch- yet you want him to spaz on your
butt-pussy at the same time. Needless to say, bro gets the bag and hella bitches effortlessly. Many admire his grace upon students and his famous creation of Clark Crane, the first-ever robotic student.
Michael Halterman-Brown
by hungry pig on Jan 31, 2025 01:16:37
Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the
edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "
Kung Fu Andy" (
kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.