fart brain

1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.2. Someone who consistently brain farts.



Brain Fart
When you mean to do something really obvious but then you forget what you were doing and end up doing something something completely different. i.e, when you have a wrapper in one hand and food in the other, and throw away the food and try to eat the wrapper.
Example:
Brain Fart:
Person 1: Man, I had such a brain fart today.
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I was holding food and a wrapper and threw away the food and tried to eat the wrapper.


Brain Fart
When you are attempting to remember something very obvious, someting that you know you should know. This feeling often leads to head banging and hair pulling.
Example:
bobby raised his hand to answer the teacher's question only to find that he had had a brain fart, and he was unable to answer 2+2.


Brain Fart
A sudden and involuntary (although depending on the source, not altogether unexpected) release of ignorance.
Example:
Jeff had a brain fart and locked his keys in his car (again!)


Brain Fart
When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.
Example:
Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.


Brain Farted
An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.
Example:
The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.


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