Tangerine
Example:
Guy: "Oi, love!"
Girl: "yeah?"
Guy: "Nice tangerine!"
OR
"I was in Burma, and I once saw a girl, with a tangerine, the size... of a ruby"
Guy: "Oi, love!"
Girl: "yeah?"
Guy: "Nice tangerine!"
OR
"I was in Burma, and I once saw a girl, with a tangerine, the size... of a ruby"