chive
The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say
Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about
paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and
Bill Fucking Murray
chive
by timmy taint on Nov 22, 2007 07:48:22
chive
by SOKÓŁ on Aug 30, 2010 10:59:48
Example:
Example:
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When I
kick you, you will
break in half you fucking chive.
chive
by maddpadd15 on Dec 22, 2008 00:46:53
Chive (chiving)
by Bonnar on May 26, 2004 06:48:38
Chived
by Maxwr1 on Jun 10, 2019 04:17:16
Example:
Molly:
Anton is really making me angry
Tommy: you feeling
abit chived?
Chive
by Afer.Ventus on Jan 05, 2015 04:15:30
i) A web-based platform in which
millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by
Resignation,
LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
Example:
i) "As a
chivette, obviously my homepage is
the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits &
chives.
The Chive
by FavoriteWorstNightmare on Mar 20, 2014 08:29:22
Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a
half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is,
it's free! Go on
the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!
Example:
"wow, that guy has a
Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a
giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever.
KCCO"
The Chive
by Csmtfrin on Apr 01, 2015 23:38:50
Chiving
by Raboto290 on Apr 25, 2011 00:27:24
Example:
Going to the
chive.com and looking at all the beautiful and amazing Chivettes. I was
chiving some hot a smexy chivettes the other day before the
dar was released.