free samples
Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.Free Samples
The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.
Example:
Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.
Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!
Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.
Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!
free sample
Example:
your such a free sample!!!
you stupid free sample!!!
gosh...you let anybody do stuff like that to you...free sample!!!
your such a free sample!!!
you stupid free sample!!!
gosh...you let anybody do stuff like that to you...free sample!!!
free sample friendship
n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.
free sample
1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.
2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.
2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.
Example:
1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*
2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.
1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*
2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.
freer than a free sample at costco
Example:
Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?
Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?