The Biggest Douche In The Universe

In an episode of South Park, John Edward the "psychic" (not to be confused with John Edwards the politician) was nominated for the Biggest Douche In The Universe award by Stan. Near the end of the show a ship full of aliens landed on the set of John's tv show and congratulated him for being nominated before taking him on a trip to another planet for the intergalactic B.D.I.U. awards ceremony. John Edward wound up winning the title of "Biggest Douche In The Universe" despite repeated protests that he wasn't a douche. Edward beat out several other nominees, including an alien who was literally a giant living, breathing douche bag with a nozzle and everything!



The biggest douche in the universe
1. A term used on the television show "South Park" to refer to the psychic John Edward, who claims to channel the dead family members of the peole in his studio audience. In the episode of South Park, John Edwards is given "The Biggest Douche In the Universe" award by members of the intergallactic community.

2. This year, the biggest douche in the Universe award goes to John Mark Karr. This attention seeking pedophile is getting the attention he wants by the second biggest douche in the universe---the American media.
Example:
I am tired of seeing The biggest douche in the universe, John Mark Karr on the news every time I turn on MSNBC and CNN.


The Biggest Douche In The universe
An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider
Example:
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated


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