the biggest douche in the universe

In an episode of South Park, John Edward the "psychic" (not to be confused with John Edwards the politician) was nominated for the Biggest Douche In The Universe award by Stan. Near the end of the show a ship full of aliens landed on the set of John's tv show and congratulated him for being nominated before taking him on a trip to another planet for the intergalactic B.D.I.U. awards ceremony. John Edward wound up winning the title of "Biggest Douche In The Universe" despite repeated protests that he wasn't a douche. Edward beat out several other nominees, including an alien who was literally a giant living, breathing douche bag with a nozzle and everything!



The biggest douche in the universe
1. A term used on the television show "South Park" to refer to the psychic John Edward, who claims to channel the dead family members of the peole in his studio audience. In the episode of South Park, John Edwards is given "The Biggest Douche In the Universe" award by members of the intergallactic community.

2. This year, the biggest douche in the Universe award goes to John Mark Karr. This attention seeking pedophile is getting the attention he wants by the second biggest douche in the universe---the American media.
Example:
I am tired of seeing The biggest douche in the universe, John Mark Karr on the news every time I turn on MSNBC and CNN.


The Biggest Douche In The universe
An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider
Example:
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated


Latest Searches

what does it matter, on Crack, leanient, Cheer up Green Bean, lincolnshire, FUCK ASS, lube up for monday, carpet burn, hot dog on a stick, poking holes, piss and shit, Clipping, indoctrinated, Loose skin, vaguebooking, colostrum, drag, Norbert, e-mail, on bended knee, Departure Phobia, exorbital, gros, tranfer, Salamies, satisfied, 23:59, hysterical, westerners, Magic mushroom, full kit wanker, sis, meadow, GULA GULA, mall rock, ‘til, On average, DAng, Hamid, On The Mighty, maili, spider monkey, no spread, boinks, sweet ride, pity points, Neglected, Gay Pimp, blighty, Anticipatory, Imminent Immigrant, booted out, spellcheck, Slick Willie, Sanjay, Id, the penis, NNN Challenge Day 7, eating glass, brizz, Sri Lankans, Photographizing, Clarksville, on a whim, headquarters, Matzah ball soup, come on, a boogie, A situation, 3 Car Garage, Raleigh, fanfics, Josh Dies, Phony like a CAT, potato chip, muscle mass, On A Roll, slim fast, birdhousing, mustardy, Wanna fuck, on a regular, pot luck supper ass, Kobed, Cobrasnake, plungers, windfall, on a level, I’ll step, Roll deep, mv, omagawd, jack and hannah, FHM, D-Boed, older, Army of the Pharaohs, duttonitis, disaster gay, Mexican Cantina, Whopper BK, Ehme, Whoopity-scoop, old men, antagonizer, Transliterated, Eat poop, girl-on-girl crime, East Central, Fudge pack, titillator, Fucking rock, long hair; dont care, temper temper, I forgot, old boy, Dwight Howard, Turbo shandy, so drunk, passed, Tulsa, Oklahoma, shop, old beater, ZA WARUDO, northeast ohio, deemed, semblance, Mind of Mencia, oklahoma nose bleed, My Lady, SvA, rare Occasion, Okay, Lenard, Tsk, idiotic people, Oh, yeah, reverse orio, an elijah, hizzous of da hood, escalated, coll, Biotic, pondering, gaping vag hole, Bugg, fattractive, Oh yeah, a good man, farm hands, Dere dere, ghala, all over it, reggaeton singer, Fag Muffin, human water hose, LATINO HEAT, shootaz, oh shoot, kts, See you again, FBI watchlist, Oh please, Im her, badass, editing grp, BUM OUT, Hottie Egest, spinning, brown guy, Punky Power, programming language, organized, Why you do dis, Oh My, Duracell, T F B!, run your fade, microwave, Depressed, nesquick, jakal, Quickie Mart, black widowed, fucking down, contempted, the popper, the grates, bay ridge, kfc bucket, axe wound, big big stonky fart, Geezer Butler, Hello dave, Tommy Hilfiger, band room, cottage industry, oh cool, settling, Train man, The Duck Walk, Ring of Honor, what does it matter, on Crack, leanient, Cheer up Green Bean, lincolnshire, FUCK ASS, lube up for monday, carpet burn, hot dog on a stick, poking holes, piss and shit, Clipping, indoctrinated, Loose skin, vaguebooking, colostrum, drag, Norbert, e-mail, on bended knee, Departure Phobia, exorbital, gros, tranfer, Salamies, satisfied, 23:59, hysterical, westerners, Magic mushroom, full kit wanker, sis, meadow, GULA GULA, mall rock, ‘til, On average, DAng, Hamid, On The Mighty, maili, spider monkey, no spread, boinks, sweet ride, pity points, Neglected, Gay Pimp, blighty, Anticipatory, Imminent Immigrant, booted out, spellcheck, Slick Willie, Sanjay, Id, the penis, NNN Challenge Day 7, eating glass, brizz, Sri Lankans, Photographizing, Clarksville, on a whim, headquarters, Matzah ball soup, come on, a boogie, A situation, 3 Car Garage, Raleigh, fanfics, Josh Dies, Phony like a CAT, potato chip, muscle mass, On A Roll, slim fast, birdhousing, mustardy, Wanna fuck, on a regular, pot luck supper ass, Kobed, Cobrasnake, plungers, windfall, on a level, I’ll step, Roll deep, mv, omagawd, jack and hannah, FHM, D-Boed, older, Army of the Pharaohs, duttonitis, disaster gay, Mexican Cantina, Whopper BK, Ehme, Whoopity-scoop, old men, antagonizer, Transliterated, Eat poop, girl-on-girl crime, East Central, Fudge pack, titillator, Fucking rock, long hair; dont care, temper temper, I forgot, old boy, Dwight Howard, Turbo shandy, so drunk, passed, Tulsa, Oklahoma, shop, old beater, ZA WARUDO, northeast ohio, deemed, semblance, Mind of Mencia, oklahoma nose bleed, My Lady, SvA, rare Occasion, Okay, Lenard, Tsk, idiotic people, Oh, yeah, reverse orio, an elijah, hizzous of da hood, escalated, coll, Biotic, pondering, gaping vag hole, Bugg, fattractive, Oh yeah, a good man, farm hands, Dere dere, ghala, all over it, reggaeton singer, Fag Muffin, human water hose, LATINO HEAT, shootaz, oh shoot, kts, See you again, FBI watchlist, Oh please, Im her, badass, editing grp, BUM OUT, Hottie Egest, spinning, brown guy, Punky Power, programming language, organized, Why you do dis, Oh My, Duracell, T F B!, run your fade, microwave, Depressed, nesquick, jakal, Quickie Mart, black widowed, fucking down, contempted, the popper, the grates, bay ridge, kfc bucket, axe wound, big big stonky fart, Geezer Butler, Hello dave, Tommy Hilfiger, band room, cottage industry, oh cool,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!