The Birds and the Bees Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

The Birds and the Bees

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

birds and the bees

by kung-fu jesus on Sep 10, 2004 15:57:42

Explaining to children about sex.

Example:
girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress

small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

the birds and the bees

by Container on Oct 13, 2003 07:11:15

The explanation of sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used Mother nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal damnation.

Example:
"Now Philip, It's your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees.."

birds and the bees

by jenn is tiight on Aug 10, 2008 06:40:24

According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.

Example:
let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees

Birds and the bees

by DanielleTheNonVirgin on Aug 20, 2006 08:56:46

1)The talk that a parent (usually a mother) gives her daughter/son on the night of their first date, containing safe sex, or abstinence. The whole point of the 'birds and bees' is to convince you NOT to have sex.

2)The most annoying talk in the world.

Example:
1) Mom- Honey, we need to talk.
Daughter- Mom, I DON'T want the 'birds and the bees' talk.
Mom- But you need to know not to have sex. You could get pregnant and die!
Daughter- We're JUST going to a friend's house for a small get-together.
Mom- Are there going to be a lot of boys there?
Daughter- No Mom, it's a nun club.

the birds and the bees

by Jeff on Oct 09, 2003 05:23:18

The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.

Example:
Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?

Birds and The Bees

by It'sCakeAtStake on Mar 20, 2019 02:55:55

When a parent or guardian thinks you're old enough to get 'the talk', so they tell you that it's time to talk about the birds and the bees.

Most of the time, it's the worst talk ever. Like, ever.

Example:
Mum: Honey, time to talk.
Boy: About what?
Mum: About the birds and the bees, honey.
Boy: *screams and runs* I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!!

the birds and the bees

by Mike Garee on Oct 13, 2003 09:09:23

noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.

Example:
1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."

the birds and the bees

by Joey on Oct 13, 2003 08:54:39

The explanation of sex to a young person; usually delivered by his/her parents.

Example:
"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the bees."

the birds and the bees

by Sex Ed. Teacher on Oct 08, 2003 10:32:58

slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).

Example:
I told Sarah today about the birds and the bees. But she still dosnt understand sex.

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