a bidet
An automatic ass
cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same
toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into
your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
bidet
by Joshie G. on Apr 26, 2010 03:09:41
Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to
wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common
fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP.
No muss, no fuss.
bidet
by mel and rai on Jan 14, 2003 02:47:18
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by ha ha ha ha ha ha on Mar 18, 2005 11:01:10
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by monainmortal on Jan 19, 2007 00:31:33
A very clever and hygienic idea. Originally made for women in their period that were to lazy to take a shower.
But you guys don't know that it is also a masturbation device. I strongly recomend this to
anorgasmic girls.
It works this way:
1.sit down without underwear,
2.
regulate the
warm shower,
3.slightly move to find the correct position, I mean, on your clitoris or close to it... and hum! wow... that's pretty fast!
Example:
--
Vicky, get out of there I really gotta piss!
-- *in the bathroom* Leave me alone! I'm cleaning
my cunt! Ooooh yeahhh!I love
the bidet!
Bidet
by morvy on Jan 22, 2010 10:14:55
Bidet
by darkraian on Dec 31, 2021 07:16:29
When you edge a woman until she can’t control herself any longer, then you
jackhammer fart right up against her clit and make her squirt all over your
dirty asshole to
clean it up.
Bidet
by darkraian on Dec 31, 2021 07:19:14
Bidet
by Philly-BA on Apr 24, 2007 23:47:03
Bidet
by soanim8ed on Jul 18, 2010 04:07:19