The Chasm

Store that comedian Demetri Martin is going to open. Expected to sell not ponchos, but perhaps the necessary materials to make them.



CHASM
The group name of Harry Styles and his band, based upon their first name initials. (Claire, Harry, Adam, Sarah, Mitch).
Example:
Did you go to Harry’s concert last night? CHASM was amazing!


chasm
The process of smoking cannabis. Also known as a joint, spliff, bifter, zute and doobie.
Example:
Joe: What you doing after lunch?
Kane: Nothing man.
Joe: Wanna come for a chasm?


chasm
Example:
Alex, stop riding that camel so hard. It's about to have a chasm.


Text Chasm
Noun

An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Example:
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.

Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."

Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.


Ruby Chasm
a Telford term for the female genitalia that looks and feels like a moist red cave/chasm, does make you wonder who you've been sleeping with if it resembles a chasm
Example:
oh look at that ruby chasm,

i want to fill that ruby chasm
oh hey look i can see their ruby chasm from here.


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