Text Chasm
by Hexis on Feb 06, 2009 00:56:51
Noun
An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the
text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking
the chasm for
speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Example:
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally
rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a
text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
Ruby Chasm
by Ruby Destroyer on Jul 10, 2012 21:31:15
a
Telford term for the female genitalia that looks and feels like a moist red cave/
chasm, does make
you wonder who you've been sleeping with if it resembles a chasm
Example:
oh look at that
ruby chasm,
i want to
fill that ruby chasm
oh hey look i can see their ruby chasm from here.