The Dark Lord

-also My Lord; reference made to evil sorcerer Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series, by his followers, the Death Eaters.



The Dark Lord
when her true name is said, it brings a bad taste to every mouth, the scent of a lingering-fart to every nose, and an un-ending screech to every ear of everyone present.
Example:
We were going to chill but i heard The Dark Lord Voldemort was going. So i stayed home.

We don't speak it's name.

Sorry bro, i gotta go take a shower, someone said her name.


The Dark Lord
A term some men use to refer to their ex-girlfriends, sometimes even their mothers.

The term is not gender bias. Women may use it to refer to ex-boyfriends or fathers.
Example:
I ran into the dark lord at the mall today. She's still a bitch.


Dark Lord
There's approximately 745.3 Dark Lords in literature and pop-culture. I'll give you a run down of three (with a special guest at the end,) in order of creation.

Lord Sauron.
AKA: The Lord of the Rings, The Enemy, The Great Eye, The Dark Lord.
Traits: Bizarre ring fetish, kickass Mace of Pwnage, kickass minions of pwnosity.

Darth Vader
AKA: Anakin Skywalker, Lord Vader, The Dark Lord, James Earl Jones.
Traits: Lightsaber. Hell, everyone loves lightsabers... THE FORCE! Quotability to the max.

Lord Voldemort
AKA: You Know Who, The Dark Lord, He Who Must Not Be Named, Tom Riddle, Ralph Fiennes.
Traits: Bitchin' snake familiar, Near immortality due to splitting his soul, uh... cool eyes?

George W. Bush
AKA: Dubbyuh, Bushy, Bushy junior.
Traits: Horrible public speaking skills, inheriting the uncanny ability from his father to bring war to America, funny, sticky-outty ears.

Example:
I am the founder of the Dark Lord's union, PH34R MY 1337 H4xx0RZ $K!LLZ


Dark Lord
The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.
Example:
Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!


Dark Lord
A Wrestler from Several E-feds known for Undertaker like gimmick combined with a mankind esque gimmick. Mid to upper level E-Fedder but often prefers to stay in the lower ranks of the hardcore or tag team divisions. Is known for creating: Abaddons Pit Hang em High and Sacrafice Match.
Example:
John: Omg! Dark Lord just put that kid through the roof of a truck!


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