The Exchange

The Exchange is one of the most glorious and under-used unwritten law of partying. It just states that if you hold back the hair of a female, while she is projectile vomiting into the toilet after a few too many, She must immediately slob on your knob, during, or after throwing up.



Exchanger
Foreign Exchange student, usually from China, who can be found all around college campuses. Often speaks poor English and travels in packs with other Exchangers, always speaking in their native tongues to one another. Most often or not, an exchanger will work at on-campus convenient store, and the exchanger will mess up every purchase and cause huge delays in purchasing food, due to their inability to work a simple cash register. The Exchanger is also completely oblivious to the fact that the person paying is in a hurry and needs to get to class.
Example:
GUY1: What's with this long line?

GUY2: Can't you tell? There's an Exchanger, up front, working the register...

GUY1: Looks like he just messed up another credit card payment.


the exchanges
the best F#$ing band you wish you heard of already.

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Example:
Fuck did you hear THE EXCHANGES last night? "Fuck no! I was getting baked with the Colonle and Chronic Future out front... Arizona represent!"


Suptual Exchange
A brief exchange of the words "What's up?, Sup?, Sup man?,etc." when passing by someone you know but would not otherwise stop and engage in heavy conversation with.
Example:
Alex: Sup?

Me: Sup man?

Later that day I tell my friend I was talking to Alex.

Friend: Oh what was he saying?

Me: Nothing. It was just a suptual exchange.


political exchange
The act of one person pooping into the ass of another individual, then, that individual poops the turd back into the 1st person's butt. This process is repeated back and forth until orgasm or election, whichever comes first.
Example:
That porno contained the dirtiest 'political exchange' I have ever witnessed.

or

The candidates sure had a heated 'political exchange' in last night's debate.


Exchange Student
A teenager who spends a few months up to a year in a different country experiencing a new culture, living with a new family, and going to a new school. Exchange students will make you question how and why you do things. If you are really lucky, they will bring you candy and other goodies from their home country.
Example:
Who is the new girl in chemistry who has an accent?

Oh, she is the new Italian exchange student.


equivalent exchange
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
Example:
"Alchemy: the science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else. It can even make gold from lead. But alchemy is a science so it must follow the natural laws: to create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principal of equivalent exchange. But I learned that night that some things cannot be measured on a simple scale. My brother and I knew the laws of science, of equivalent exchange. The game required sacrifice, that something had to be taken from us, but we thought there was nothing more we could loose....We were wrong."

~Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)


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