The Heisman

The act of putting your hand up when someone begins to speak to you "blocking" their conversation, explaining you have something else to do, then walking away. Best done after you have told that person something that invites a response.



The Heisman
You and your woman are laying down (Like Spooning) and you have your right elbow on the mattress and right hand pressed against the side of your head and your left arm is sticking out….like the HEISMAN! AS YOU TEAR UP DAT AZZ

Example:
I picked up this chick last night and tore her ass up with the Heisman.


Heismanned
To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.
Example:
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!


heisman
1. a direct and impersonal rejection of a sexual overture, pass, or advance.

2. a skillful dodging of an impending and usually negative engagement or interaction.
Example:
"She gave him the heisman when he smiled over his martini."

"I heismanned my boss yesterday when he approached me about those TPS coversheets and reports."


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