The Married Man Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

The Married Man

A married man is a term used to describe any person in an exclusive relationship (male or female)Note: The person does not have to actually be married or a man. Just a person in an exclusive relationship.

Married Man Syndrome

by Hunterz on Jan 17, 2007 12:56:29

The next step after Whippedman Syndrome, it's symptons include all that are outlined in Whippedman Syndrome, however the usual and fairly consistant electronic communications from the affected male turn into only one communication a year; christmas cards. This is occasionally and sparatically follwed by postal communications regarding births, baptisms, graduations, 21st's and finally weddings, thus continuing the cycle for the next generation.

Example:
Me: "Man, Sharky's case of Married Man Syndrome has cleared up since Casey dumped his arse, but im not going to hang out with him, the douche hasn't spoken to me in 5 years."
Ryan: "lololol"

maid married man

by Wabe1 on Mar 15, 2019 21:06:00

A guy who doesn't consider it cheating if his wife is in a lesbian relationship. Lesbians might find true love
at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".

Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.

Example:
Everything was fine until maid married man wanted me to make out with his girl. Avoid him, that maid married man will have you playing Robyn Hood before the second date. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she's in a relationship with maid married man.

MMC (Married Man Crush)

by MiaMya on Feb 01, 2010 14:08:49

Having a fantasy/crush on a married man, whom you suspect is sexually attracted to you, but you know he won't actually leave his wife, so it's kinda safe. And fun.

Example:
I have an MMC (Married Man Crush) on my sexy neighbor, but he's totally married.

Married Mans Mongrel Maul

by Slammer 6929 on Jul 07, 2011 19:57:12

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

Example:
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave

by Janet21 on Mar 05, 2023 20:50:11

Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he

works with young people.She kept showing

up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could

hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after

they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately

his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA

Example:
The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave

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