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The Times

Not to be mistaken with The time, a band accompanied by Prince and one of director Kevin Smith's characters Jay and Silent Bob favorite bands.The Times is used described as how life is going. It can be used to describe your life or how the world is doing.

The Times

by ProNinja on Oct 02, 2008 03:22:41

British newspaper which is traditionally printed in broadsheet, but has now taken to also printing in a tabloid size after realising that no one was really buying and trying to appeal to younger readings.
Changes it's support depending on what it feels. Currently supports the Conservatives but supported Labour in the 2001 and 2005 general elections

Same person who owns The Times also owns The Sun and generally has the same journalists writing for both but under different names to make it seem as though they are seperate entites.

Example:
The Times has a crap readership and relies on The Sun being sold and used for advertising so it can make up for it's losses.

Timing

by Zeyung on Jun 26, 2021 05:32:16

Depending on context it can mean what vibe/ the type of energy your on at a given moment

Example:
Guy 1: “ Right when I came home I grabbed her neck and pushed her up against the wall and she loved that shit”
Guy 2: “Damn you were on demon timing my boy”

Time

by I_am_The_Doctor on Sep 16, 2013 14:09:28

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpiont - its more like a big ball of . . . wibbly wobbly . . . time-y wimey . . . stuff.

Example:
Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Space

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.

in no time

by zombiepain77 on Oct 30, 2014 00:36:08

It means something that will happen very quickly, or very soon;
in short time or instantly.

Example:
"In no time
I'll be forgetting all about you"
Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea - Problem

-Where you going?
-Don't worry, I'll be back in no time.

Time

by browngirlsdonttakebs on Jan 16, 2009 04:45:26

What we waste spending time on here looking up random things like Britney spears, and the definition of homosexuality.

Example:
Just look at the clock and see what time it is Johnny.

Time

by nethcev! on Aug 18, 2006 14:09:45

An infinite resource which, despite its limitless reserves, few of us ever seem to have enough of.

Example:
Time,

There is nothing before me, and nothing behind.
I have nothing to lose, but yet nothing to find.

time

by The Doctor Who on Oct 30, 2011 13:44:12

From a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff.

Example:
The TARDIS travels through time and relative dimension in space.

It's time

by GMDM on Oct 12, 2018 06:33:17

When it's time to do something, you can use it in various contexts.

Example:
When it's 4:20
"It's time (to smoke)"
When you bored at school
"It's time (to quit)"
When you are hungry as fuck.
"It's time (to eat)"

IT’S TIME

by Raichu047 on May 21, 2022 22:01:43

That one thing that solo wing pixy says right before he launches the V2 cluster nuke with the intent of nuking the world to destroy all national borders. Also something you can say when someone pisses you off and you wish to cause pain, suffering, loss and death to them regardless of collateral damage.

Example:
Landlord: “Dude, you rent is 3 months overdue. I’m kicking you out”
Me: “IT’S TIME”
*Nuke warnings blare outside*
Landlord: “What the fu-”
*nine thermonuclear warheads touch down within a 500km radius, rendering all life nearby instantly aliven’t*

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