Clumsy
When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.
Clumsy
Example:
You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.
You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.
Clumsy
Some one who over reacts to almost everything. They are always tripping. Over reacting all the time = always tripping = a clumsy person.
clumsy russian
a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
Example:
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
Clumsy Stranger
The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.
clumsy pelican
The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.
Example:
I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!
I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!
Clumsy Squirrel
Example:
Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.
Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.