The Villages Idiot
by Dr Bunnygirl on May 19, 2021 14:55:46
Example:
The Villages Idiot has already been invited to this exclusive
gated community in Florida to whine insipidly about the
unspeakably unfair abuse of the Capitol Insurrectionists’ Constitutional rights and her support of killing Democratic members of the House and Senate while her racist
throng is especially excited by the idea of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a stake!
Village Idiot
by John Q Moron on Dec 08, 2003 00:03:24
The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local
populace. The kind who would steal all
the sugar from an overturned
lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.
Example:
"Read your town charter, boy. 'If
foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be
turned over to the
village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!"
-Homer Simpson
village idiot
by Miskatonic Jack 2 on Nov 03, 2006 05:40:59
Prior to the Industrial revolution, before swarms of people migrated from Small towns, villages, and farming hamlets to large industrial cities and Metropolises, the populations people were around all the time (their community) were so small, that if one person within that community was feeble of mind, they were designated
the village idiot.
Think
Adrien Brody's character in
M. Night Shyamalan's "the Village" (2004)
TRIVIA
"Idiot" was a category in the U.S. Census back during the 19th Century which refered to mental retardation.
Example:
In the episode of Ren and Stimpy "Magical Golden Singing Cheeses" (
Air date: November 11th, 1994)
Stimpleton comes across the Man Eating Village Idiot, owner of the (see title).
The Village Idiot agrees to the trade, but threatens that unless Stimpleton can prove his stupidity in a "battle of witlessness" he will eat Stimpleton.
To make a long and greusome story short, Stimpleton wins the contest, leaving the Man Eating Village Idiot dead from his own stupidity.
Village Idiot
by Captain Cheese Head on Sep 25, 2010 00:23:24
A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.
Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and
Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions.
The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of
Bhutan.
The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.