cream machine

A cream colored A6 2.7 turbo that resides at Audi Academy in Arizona. Dubbed after the graduating class of June 15th 2007.



Ice cream machine
The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth
Example:
Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?


Mcdonald’s ice cream machine
The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Example:
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”


Dirty Ice Cream Machine
The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
Example:
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."


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