The table's
The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties,
polygamy, cooking competitions,
tiara rape, and star wars
spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.
tableing
by Houlahan on Feb 22, 2006 14:43:21
To sit at a table for a
collegiate organization in order to
harrass those who pass by in the hopes of
raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day
table
by m3tallic4 on Oct 16, 2012 16:25:03
on the table
by rich rick on Jul 20, 2011 07:11:54
To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a
bargaining chip during
negotiations. Used frequently during
governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.
Table
by FangFortitude43 on Jan 09, 2015 10:38:51
1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes
wood top with usually
four legs coming
off it.
Tabled
by Dirk diddler on May 20, 2015 00:24:51
tableness
by Niels Bohring on Feb 19, 2010 19:59:44
table
by sexualgrenade on Mar 23, 2022 03:45:27
Tabled
by Zkello on Mar 01, 2009 12:17:01
To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little
tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with
inanimate objects no longer seem that
out of the question.
Example:
Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo...
I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers.
Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)
Man I shouldn't have gotten so
tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.
The table
by Dave Mustardstaine on Dec 31, 2012 06:00:38
1) Another name for
James Hetfield of Metallica, after he furiously yelled about it on
Lou Reed and
Metallica's "The View", from the album Lulu
2) An object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chairs.