Tim Horton

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.



Tim Hortons
The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.
Example:
"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"

"Yeah, I'll have a-"

"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."

"... thank you!"


Tim Horton's
The best place to get donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate in North America. Contrary to popular belief, we do have them in America (especially the Buffalo area). Serves the holes from donuts as 'Tim Bits.'
Example:
Let's go get hot chocolate from Tim Horton's.


Tim Horton's
Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture.

The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.
Example:
Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game.

Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.


Tim Hortons
best coffee this side of the prime meridian; yet another Canadian enterprise assimilated by a huge American multi-billion dollar conglomerate (Wendy's bought out the chain in the late '90s).
Example:


Tim Horton's
1. A very large and powerful franchise in Canada that celebrated 40 years of serving hot beverages and breakfast in 2004. Tim Horton's popularity is similar to that of Starbucks in the USA.
Example:
Man, everywhere I go there is a Tim Horton's on every corner.


Tim Horton's
Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.
Example:
Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?
Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!
Canadian criminal: hahahaha!
Visitor criminal: .. no?


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