walken

verb:To hide contraband, such as drugs, stolen objects, food, or any other things that may be forbidden in a certain place, in one's anus to prevent said contraband from being discovered.Takes its name from the scene in the film Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis's character remembers Christopher Walken's character presenting him with his late father's watch which Walken admits he hid in his ass while a POW.



Walken Distance
The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.

This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
Example:
friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"

friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"

drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"


Christopher Walken
A veteran actor with loads of dark roles to his credit, Christopher Walken is one of the most entertaining, consistent performers ever. Although most people believe him to be an absolute wacko, many of his excellent supporting roles are the stuff of legend, and there are few Hollywood stars that are as respected as he is.
Example:
Christopher Walken is a pussycat who can summon the face of a pit bull.


Christopher Walken
Quirky and slightly mental-looking Hollywood actor. Hasn't got nearly as many good roles as he should. Look out for him in David Cronenberg's The Dead Zone, Spielberg's Catch Me if you Can or in the movie of Ian McEwan's The Comfort of Strangers.
Example:
Watch out. Here comes a Christopher Walken character.


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