Tournament

A word used to describe jerking off, instead of going out on the weekends.



tournament
1. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who takes pleasure from eagerly following all aspects of sports.

2. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who thinks he's cool because he's kind of a big deal at sports.

3. Legit (esp. when relating to one's ability at playing sports)
Example:
1. Guy: Damn man, let's make a trade in fantasy football! Unfortunately, LaJaMarquis DeWilliams is injured, but based on the new trading rules...

Bro: That guy is SO tournament.

2. Guy: Pshhh. Who reads books. I was too busy this weekend cuz I was playing in the regional AAU tournament in Indy...

Bro: Damn. That guy is so tournament.

3. (Bro hits a ballin' cross court pingpong shot)

Bro: I am SO STRAIGHT UP TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!


blumpkin tournament
The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.
Example:
Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.


Unreal Tournament
Unreal Tournament is a fast paced first person shooter style game.

The series is now on its 3rd game, unreal tournament 2004 (last was ut2003, and before that the original UT) and soon to release UT2005 (Think sports games). UT2004 features fast-paced, solo and team oriented gameplay, as well as good implementation of vehicles.

The game has almost no single player gameline, and focuses on battlefield style gameplay with implementaion of bots. There are many different gamemodes; including deathmatch, team deathmatch, bombing run, capture the flag, last man standing, mutant, double domination, onslaught and assualt.

Onslaught and assualt both feature vehicluar warfare, and introduce single crew and multi crew vehicles; including the scorpion, manta, raptor, goliath, hellbender, and levithian.

Unreal tournament is designed with a much faster, explosive gameplay than titles like counterstrike and battlefield 1942. Most maps are medium sized and will leave you to encounter enemies every 2-10 seconds or so, and with constant respawning, (not round based) this means that it takes fast reflexes and sharp wit.

The gameplay also features various acrobatic stunts, such as the ability to dodge (double tap a dirction key), wall jump (dodge after jumping near a wall, thereby pushing your characetr off the wall in a flip or cartwheel) and dodge jumping (dodge, then jump to send your character launching through the air at a significant rate)

There are also various power ups, such as double damage, shields, health pickups, health viles, kegs of health and adrenaline. The adrenaline powerups increase you adrenaline level to a max of 100, at which point you can activate one of four combos (speed, beserk, invisible, and booster)

The above are based on UT2004, which obviously offers more features than UT2003 and UT Classic, however these prequels can be understood by thier loyal sequal, ut2004.

Overall, UT contains enoguh features to create dynamic, diverse, and broad gameplay, complete with tons of maps (UT2004 comes with well over 100).
Example:
Unreal Tournament is a much faster-paced, explosive shooting game than counterstrike, but offers jsut as much fun and possibly much more variety.


fishing tournament
A competition with a group of guys where the participants goal is to accumulate the most collective poundage of females in one night. Thus, it is beneficial to aim for whales as opposed to regular girls because 1 whale could be equivalent to 3 normal females (actual weighing of girls is optional).
Example:
Me and my uncle Jake has a fishing tournament last night. I harpooned my first whale at a cool 195, his at 180. However, his second whale was a blue whale aka the deadliest catch, weighing in at 215. I couldn't compete with my uncle since my second catch was only 170. Total score: Uncle Jake= 395lbs Remulus 365lbs


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