Trader Joe's

A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.



Trader Joe's
One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.
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Trader Joe
A person who knows nothing about trading stocks but gets lucky once or twice and thinks that he knows everything about trading
Example:
Benny got lucky with GNUS and thinks that he knows all about stocks. Classic Trader Joe!!


trader joe
the act of one farting directly into anothers mouth, then making out with one another.
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so im giving my boyfriend a rimjob, right? a little rusty trombone n' shit, then he pitches a fluff right in my god damned mouth. overcome with the disgust and pure dirtiness of the situation, i immediately acheived an erection and began to make out with him, sharing his abandoned ass air. i then completed the act of.. the trader joe.


The Trader Joe's Trap
A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.
Example:
"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"


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