trader joe

the act of one farting directly into anothers mouth, then making out with one another.



Trader Joes
The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes
Example:
Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun

Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes


Trader Joe's
One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.
Example:


Trader Joe
A person who knows nothing about trading stocks but gets lucky once or twice and thinks that he knows everything about trading
Example:
Benny got lucky with GNUS and thinks that he knows all about stocks. Classic Trader Joe!!


The Trader Joe's Trap
A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.
Example:
"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"


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