Unicycle
Less commonly known as an arranged circle of four or more unicorns, all having their horns stuck up either their 'partner's' anus or vagina (almost always for sexual pleasure).Running around in a circle (almost similar to the joy of little girls running around dat
maypole) can take place for personal amusement.The crudely based
derivatives include:Uni- (contraction of 'unicorn' in this case; not meaning 'one' or 'single')Cycle (as in the specific
arrangement of horn-to-ass positions, creating one continuous loop)
Unicycle
by soccermaniac88 on Oct 27, 2009 10:27:35
Unicycle
by Sambambino on Aug 03, 2008 20:03:17
unicycle
by Pirate Dan on Jun 03, 2003 07:58:57
A one
wheeled vehicle powered by usually by
pedals (there are motor driven ones) with a seat and frame
extending from the wheel.
unicycle
by Vortex on Apr 28, 2003 12:27:57
A humain propelled vehicle with one wheel. Usually, unicycles have pedals, cranks, and seats derived from regular two-wheeled bicycles. Having been around for years as props for entertainers, they are comming back now as a proper form of transportation and recreation. Popular with people with certain mental conditions. Usually refered to as a "Uni". (also see
Muni,
Coker} and
Trials Uni.
unicycler
by the hand model on Apr 14, 2007 05:44:48
unicycle
by Pedro Dido on Feb 11, 2010 10:21:07
Example:
Do I
recycle? No, I unicycle.
unicycle
by Dman930 on Feb 21, 2009 13:38:32
A man that
spins his own
wheels. A man that pleasures himself.
Pleasure in your own company, no one else.
Unicycle Sam
by xXLoNgIsLaNdGaLXx on Sep 27, 2017 02:34:33
Jtown's most popular attraction. Such an amazing unicyclist his sets go for not 1, not 2, but 3 whole hours. Rides around with a little monkey attached to a chain and yells "WILD MONKEY" and gets the kids going crazy. May or may not have injured pedestrians. 40% chance he is addicted to heroin (this is Jtown after all). Notable appearances include the 2013 NUC in Butler PA and the 2017 Potatofest in
Ebensburg PA. Popular with the players of the online videogame
TagPro.
Dick Unicycle
by AuntCarrie143 on Jan 11, 2018 14:33:41
A sexual position in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's vagina and proceeds to curl back upon himself,
grasping his ankles with his hands to form a human "wheel."
This position ought to be held for a period of no less than 10 minutes, after which
the rider dismounts and no one is satisfied.
Example:
Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna:
Hell no, Linda, I've a got
dick unicycle to ride.
Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists
Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were
doing the dick unicycle in the rain