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maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Maypole

by Mac D. on Apr 29, 2006 05:09:56

When a male over 6'6" stands calm as a nun while 5+ LSC members traipse around, on, and/or down him in a circle. To take place in a crowded bar with boas if readily available.

Example:
All the sluts did the maypole at the bar with Jeff "MayDay" last weekend.

Maypole dancing

by here we go again on May 25, 2019 05:35:27

The term for the song fucking hardest shit you will ever attempt to do that you may or may not ever be forced to try

Example:
When my group tried maypole dancing on medieval day, we ended up with a huge knot, four scraped knees, one person caught in a tangle of ribbons and way too many people crying of frustration. And we thought it looked simple.

painted maypole

by ROSIE O' B on May 07, 2009 05:56:22

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

Example:
OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

maypole smuggler

by james screech on Jul 31, 2008 06:34:02

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

Example:
you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

Sanding his maypole

by Ski2UDie on Apr 30, 2011 22:47:45

Masturbating in public

Example:
Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

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