United Airlines

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.



United Airlines
Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.
Example:
The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.


United Airlines
1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.
Example:
I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.


United Airlines
You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.
Example:
I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!


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