United Airlines
United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American
airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a
comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition,
we beat our customers.
United Airlines
by YaBoiKras on Apr 11, 2017 12:01:05
Example:
The movie
theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the
3rd row because his seat was reserved.
United Airlines
by BoredomIsReal on Apr 11, 2017 06:29:11
United Airlines
by Boeing777-300 on Apr 12, 2017 11:36:13
1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that
Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show
no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.
2) The best way to destroy expensive
luggage.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
Example:
I paid for
carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and
now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.
United Airlines
by WeAreLOL on Apr 11, 2017 03:02:44
United Airlines
by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 on Apr 16, 2017 21:29:06
Example:
Person 1: "you wanna avoid
flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for
seats"
Or
"
Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
United Airlines
by ZKOS on Apr 12, 2017 20:33:43
United Airlines
by Rebellereign on Apr 17, 2017 11:14:42
Example:
United Airlines just
kicked a guy out for no fucking
reason and he was
bleeding from his mouth.
United Airlines
by Kyrillmmm on Aug 03, 2017 21:13:26
United Airlines
by Frannknbeans on Apr 20, 2017 13:28:34
You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe
being born.
The airline that has three core ways to
rip you off:
1) Damaging your
luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.