Valhalla

From the Norse "Val" meaning warrior or hero, and "halla" meaning hall. This was one possible afterlife for those who believed in Norse Mythology, where you went if you fought and died in a hopeless battle for an ideal. This afterlife was not eternal, however. On the day of Ragnarok, you would fight and perish alongside the gods.



Valhalla
The Golden Hall. Odin's very own Hall of the Slain. The place a Valkyrie would take you if you died with honor on the battlefield. Where all of the Einherjer would feast every day and fight to the death every night in preparation of the Ragnarok.
Example:
Odin! Take me home to Valhalla!


Valhalla
the 'heaven' of the norse men.
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
Example:
Lo there do i see my father.
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas


Valhalla
The BEST runepure/main clan in runescape, they claim to be a runepure/tank clan but half of their tanks are melee based. Valhalla is full of nerds like shadow kool1 and they fail at life. This clan was founded by an ugly asian nerd named elvin, he also fails at life.
Example:
Dude i heard VH suck balls! Valhalla Noobs!


Valhalla
A tatto studio in Lublin, Poland IT is known for having a big prices of tattos but a good quality.
Example:
I have been to Valhalla. But its was to expensive. Decided to make PI tatoo in Green Hornet tatto studio.


Valhalla
valhalla is a hamlet in the town of Mt. Pleasant, Westchester county, NY. its too small to have its own name, and should just be taken over by neighboring city, white plains. if anything, its known for its school district, which is mediocre at best, and its many cemeteries.

it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.
Example:
i can piss farther than valhalla's city limits.


Valhalla
A term used for a sex routine where a guy is getting head while eating pizza, getting a massage by a massage chair, and playing video games!
Example:
Hey girl come in here and give me some Valhalla, Yeah me and my girlfriend went to Valhalla last night, Make me some pizza so we can Valhalla


Valhalla
A sex move, wherein one, during the act of intercourse, bestows a weapon upon their partner, and does battle. At the moment of climax, both partners perish.
Example:
"Aye, brave warrior! How've you and your mistress come to be here in this place?"

"Well, uh, we did the Valhalla."

"A truly worthy path to the afterlife indeed!"


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