Velma
Velma is either A.A character from the cartoon franchise
Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.Or B.A shitty
HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in
the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.
Velma
by Reaper 2.0 on May 24, 2022 08:52:10
A culturally appropriated white girl the
mass media turned into a
puppet for diversity. Basically a
token character now.
Velma
by Johnnvel on Feb 04, 2010 19:29:36
A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her
man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the
in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little
nerdiness in them!
Velma
by plokiju on Aug 16, 2003 18:33:13
A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length
plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a
crackwhore in the sack.
Velma
by HoserHoe on Nov 11, 2004 12:43:35
1. A very
nerdy person on the outside, but to be
crazy cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of
seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.
Example:
1. That chick is such a
Velma.
2. I know those girls
velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going
to velma tonight. He is totally
on the prowl already.
Velma
by VelmaTheCat on Sep 12, 2018 08:03:21
Velma
by ViatheV1 on Dec 21, 2010 13:37:46
Someone, who
the morning after being intoxicated, wakes up to find that he or she has lost a variety of personal
belongings -- much like the iconic crime-solving teenager from the "
Scooby Doo" television series who always lost her glasses.
Example:
Ashton: Dude... I was
so gone last night. Where the fuck is my wallet? My iPod?
Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are
velma.
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Terri: Damn! I'm so
Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?
Velma
by Daddy khan on Dec 22, 2019 21:21:24
Velma
by Irish on Mar 06, 2004 06:21:29
A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve
sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually
regarded by women as a friend, not a
sexual being.
velma
by The Pimp's Bologna on Jan 28, 2008 11:07:23
Example:
Velma Dace Dinkly is so nerdy on Scooby Doo. Oh I want to give it to her so badly!